Who Am I?

I'm a man of the people.

I live in a $1.6 million house in a neighborhood of millionaires.

I send my kids to private school.

I went to elite universities you can't afford or attend.

Wealthy celebrities and entertainers like me.

They are the liberal elite. They make money telling you what is cool. They are basically salespeople, like advertisers. They feel bad about this so they like to show themselves working for charities. They care about the people who can't help themselves. Not the stable, boring, responsible people like you. They hate you because you are stable and normal.

Liberal elites are neurotic, freaky people. If you make your living telling others what is real, and you're not telling the truth, you get neurotic and freaky. So if you're normal and healthy, they'll tell you that you are boring and selfish, probably ignorant. You're not interesting and fascinating like them.

They like me however. They will tell you to vote for me, and laugh at you when you do. It's so easy to fool you, they think. They want you to feel good about voting for me, so they tell you I'm a man of the people. I'll tell you that, too.

But inside, I'm thinking how it must really be sad to be someone who isn't like me. Who doesn't have the money, the big house, and the liberal elites loving me. Who can't afford to send their kids to private school. (Our schools in Chicago are really bad -- you might think a politician like me would have fixed that problem.)

This November, you can either vote for me, or all your friends will think you're dumb. Their favorite actors and musicians told them to think this way. Either way, I still have my big house, money and liberal elites. What do you have? You're not as cool as I am.

I'm Barack Obama, and I want you to vote for me this November.

CORRUPT tshirts -- suport a good cause

Looks like CORRUPT has finally gotten its act together and made some tshirts. They are also offering hilariously unPC yet PC stickers.



You can get these and more at the CORRUPT merchandise page, although the sale is non-profit and does not put any money in CORRUPT's pockets. These are the people who brought you, among other things, Hessian Studies and The Dark Legions Archive, the net's oldest underground metal resource.

Mitt Romney dissembles

So apparently Mitt Romney very carefully dodged the religion question.

The talking heads of course, have plenty of sentences they pronounce but put very little information into them. In fact, if I didn't know for certain that they're idiots who failed in other careers, I'd guess they were part of some NWO conspiracy to hoodwink The People. Of course, this has nothing to do with reality, since The People have long ago given up on government as anything but another parasite to pay off, and that's why no matter how much you idiots protest George Bush we'll put another person like him in office, democrat or republican. Guaranteed.

Mitt Romney wants to be president of the USA, but he's a Mormon. He did not endorse separation of church and state in his speech, but he did imply that his belief would have no bearing on his being in office. As if that didn't saturate you in bullshit, he backed off from and the talking heads fled from talking about the real issue here, preferring instead to nibble around the periphery.

First, the idea of church and state being separated is unworkable, and was never intended in the way Americans interpret it. What they meant was "our government can't have a state religion," as they do in England. Too late: anything can become a religion when dogma oversteps the lines of demonstrable reason. If we believe that terrorists hate our freedom, that's a religion. Even more, all of our leaders are Christians or Jews, with a smattering of Muslims for PC affirmative action credit. We have a state religion, we're just smart monkeys who don't officially state it as a state religion. How clever.

Next is the idea that doctrines don't matter. Compare Romney's statement to these: "I believe in al-Qaeda, but it shouldn't make a difference running for office" and "I believe in abortion as a legal right, but it shouldn't matter." Doctrines are doctrines, whether we officially label them as such or not. There are differences between the sects of any major religion, and insisting that we pretend there are not is to put our heads in the sand. Note that I'm not commenting on Mormonism specifically, but a general principle. Rastafarians are Christians too.

Finally, they're denying the fact that we do have a state religion, which is that the state cannot have an official religion but that we'll all talk about religion to maintain the power balance. We want someone who appears to be a whole family man, and is officially considered safe by some religion, so we pick lawyers with lots of money and big doofus families. Our religion is that our freedom is open for anyone, but we're going to use that freedom to make sure we apply standards which aren't official but might as well be.

Misanthropy courses through the veins of any smart person who reads the news with a critical mind. Of course, that person is also such a minority that if they dare speak their mind, they will be crucified and labeled a child molestor. C'est la democracie.